PART TIMERS - Theme Song by SMOSH published on 2016-01-07T21:25:25Z SMOSH’S “PART TIMERS” is a new series about the dysfunctional employees of Pork E. Pine’s -- a pizzeria and arcade long past its prime. Ian suits up as the beloved mascot (“Porky”), while Anton, the restaurant’s hapless manager, struggles to keep the doors open and his employees happy. Based on TRUE STORIES from Ian’s real life first job ...kinda. Watch PART TIMERS Mondays at http://youtube.com/SMOSH LYRICS: This is America, the land of dreams. Everyone can climb higher! (Not you, though. You’re stuck here. 'Cause you're a part timer.) You can do anything! (As long as it’s not hard.) And you can go anywhere! (As soon as you get a car.) You’re gonna be a huge success! (C’mon, that’s not who you are.) You’re a part timer cursed with full-time dreams. And this low paying job is as bad as it seems. What the f*** are you doing here? What the f*** are you doing here? (Seriously, dude. Like, what the f***?) Genre smosh Comment by txbyz_ the end :d 2020-05-30T14:05:52Z Comment by joey wallace I recently rewatched all these brought back so much memories 2020-04-21T02:14:18Z Comment by Mae Wright bad as it seems 2019-10-30T23:19:03Z Comment by Mae Wright your stuck here 2019-10-30T23:18:34Z Comment by Mae Wright ohih 2019-10-30T23:18:07Z Comment by Mae Wright full time dreams 2019-10-30T23:17:57Z Comment by Mae Wright nywere 2019-10-30T23:17:44Z Comment by Mae Wright this is america 2019-10-30T23:17:24Z Comment by the one Benton what the fuck are you doing here 2019-09-25T22:12:58Z Comment by the one Benton i love this and i watch the series 2019-09-25T22:12:32Z Comment by AmeliaMuffins This is my favorite song💜 2019-08-19T18:44:03Z Comment by Nežinai Ir nežinosi What the fuck? 2019-05-24T18:35:22Z Comment by ItsMutePlays lol 2019-04-11T19:57:22Z Comment by maxbrads2005 da best song ever 2018-07-25T06:56:16Z Comment by WESATcOAST That jazz tho 2017-12-11T05:53:06Z Comment by Nathan Carriveau Ohooohoo 2017-11-16T17:40:06Z Comment by Joe Seib dope stuff 2017-07-20T01:07:52Z Comment by sofie what the f*ck are you doing here, like seriously dude, what the f*ck? 2017-03-08T07:07:07Z Comment by lexie hahn 1 best song ever miss this series 2017-01-23T22:39:07Z Comment by Derpy kitten cat bad as it seems 2016-08-27T03:31:17Z Comment by Rui Jorge Batista THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!! 2016-08-20T22:43:17Z Comment by Ishmam nice 2016-06-17T20:01:55Z Comment by PewDiePie im laughing my butts off 2016-06-15T19:28:22Z Comment by Payton Robey love it 2016-06-08T01:31:09Z Comment by mads this is my life's theme song 2016-06-02T06:42:32Z Comment by Killaxxplaya how do I download this song?? 2016-05-26T04:47:44Z Comment by User 18366707 So fucking cool 2016-05-24T18:34:50Z Comment by Zane Kiler Wtf r u doing 2016-05-22T19:30:09Z Comment by iHugzKoo What the Fuck Are You Doing Here? 2016-05-13T21:27:00Z Comment by Hulkenlol3000 This song makes me so happy xD 2016-05-02T04:42:54Z